As the title suggests, the girls in this video are not exactly blessed with speed and athleticism. In fact, a tree sloth probably has more fast twitch muscle fibres than the two of them combined!
But their scrap still has all the classic ingredients of a good catfight – trash talk, staredown, hair pulling, slapping, punching, schoolgirl pinning, and it ends with a definite submission.
It’s all just .. a little slow. But not slow enough for one girl, who at one point angrily tells her opponent to, “Stop moving!“
She should have at least defended herself!